F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 13, 2012

managing floating assets

provides excellent laundering facilities

They’re all wading to get their money.

Offshore accounts- first in “The Grizzwells”, and now here. I sense a theme…

Is that Patrick Stewart at the end of the queue?

Only thing worse than standing in line – standing in line hip deep in water!!

My mortgage had a balloon payment. I refused to pay it because when I got my house, I didn’t get any balloons.

Don’t they have to be at least three miles away?

All I have to ask all you libs is: do you have a 401K, or any kind of investment account within the U.S.? If so, then you invest, have money in, off-shore accounts! Are those off-shore accounts that YOU have legal? Are you sure?

It is now, dude. After Nov. 6, that’s the place to put all your money. Just sayin’.

I don’t know, this whole thing sounds fishy to me.

I’m not convinced either. That idea doesn’t hold water…

laundrying there money

Well, it IS as far offshore and most offshore casinos!

your $ is all washed up!

Maybe I should be using offshore banking – since my house is under water.

it’s pretty good. Like all strips it has peaks and valleys along the way.