Guards: ... 4 body scanners, 3 pat-downs, 2 beeping wands... ... And a pair of latex gloves!
Traveler: Can we just board the plane already?!
Ralph: I thought the T.S.A. Holiday Choir would be a bigger hit!
Just returned from Rome…Heathrow is one of the worst…kept trying to make me remove my light jacket that I was wearing as a blouse…and I’m a 71 year old woman with double knee replacements.
I’m one of those who refuse to give up my right to privacy because of the boneheads’ reaction to terrorism, so have given up my right to fly. If I can’t walk or drive there, I don’t go there.
el8 almost 12 years ago
…and a finger up your poopshute!
rangerlg almost 12 years ago
So that’s why the line is so long, the employees are singing instead of getting passengers through the checkpoints.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
This year I can keep my shoes on; too bad I still have to limit liquids.
Fetching almost 12 years ago
Just returned from Rome…Heathrow is one of the worst…kept trying to make me remove my light jacket that I was wearing as a blouse…and I’m a 71 year old woman with double knee replacements.
Marko56 almost 12 years ago
I’m one of those who refuse to give up my right to privacy because of the boneheads’ reaction to terrorism, so have given up my right to fly. If I can’t walk or drive there, I don’t go there.
byamrcn almost 12 years ago
Seven ladies stripping…