Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2012
Transcript:
Kate: Studying for your geography test? Danae: Yeah, but it's too boring to sink in. Kate: Well, there's an easier way. Danae: Really? What is that? Kate: Put the book under your pillow and go to sleep... your unconscious mind will soak it all in! Danae: Wow!! That sounds great!! Kate: Results may vary. Danae: Huh? Uh... whatever... woo-hoo!! Kate: She's right... Disclaimers rule!
Can't Sleep about 12 years ago
Reminds me of the old claim about playing recorded lessons when you went to bed so you’d learn it all subconsciously while you slept.Sold a lot of pre-recorded lessons, and gave people a reason to sleep late, but that’s all it did.
Kali39 about 12 years ago
Katie is being contaminated by Danae…
Varnes about 12 years ago
Sometimes I forget that they are sisters…there is something delicious about an evil Katie……..
Varnes about 12 years ago
Danae doing good is scary……Kate being bad feels good….kinda strange…..
thirdguy about 12 years ago
This is the first time, that I can remember, seeing the “evil grin” from Kate.
suzleigh about 12 years ago
I think Kate might find something under her pillow, and it won’t be a book.
Beleck3 about 12 years ago
results may vary, lol. can’t wait to see what happens.
Justice22 about 12 years ago
This is payback for the “TOOT” a few days back.
StCleve72 about 12 years ago
That’s just funny, great stuff. Wiley rules! Makes me think of the ads for the local casino; “this is where the winners go.” Should be the same disclaimer, “results may vary.”
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
Love it!
Ernest Lemmingway about 12 years ago
BWAHAHAHA!! I love it when Kate turns Danae’s dirty tricks back on her.
dabugger about 12 years ago
now Kate, ya got the program….
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
So…what if you sit on a book, what happens then?
womzilla about 12 years ago
Ah, a Peanuts homage for Sparky’s 90th birthday (a couple of days late). Nice.
tazz555 about 12 years ago
ManI think that strip is the best one evr made…..
Warning: that doesnt include a typical family, more then 1 talking animal as a main character, and isnt political
They are right disclaimers are fun
greg_liu about 12 years ago
It is a moral – and evolutionary – imperative to dupe the gullible.
Cofyjunky about 12 years ago
Kate inserts the disclaimer so much better than Danae. She’s very subtle about it, without all the hoopla. Danae’s all about the hoopla. Compared to Kate, Danae’s not at all sneaky. You see her coming a mile away. Between the two, Kate would make a better spy. :D
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
How does one sleep with a pillow under one’s head?
bmonk about 12 years ago
Learning by osmosis—but that only works when there is actually some pressure on both sides.
bmonk about 12 years ago
There was also:
“If you [Lydia] attack [Persia], a great empire will fall.”
. . . neglecting to mention which one.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
hope danae wasn’t using apple maps for her geography test.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Cofyjunky, katie would make a great spy……But better yet, a femme fatale….Man she’d be the best! Danae would make a lousy spy…..I’m suspicious of her already ………..
RetroJenny about 12 years ago
I think Danae tries to hard with her trickery. Kate just goes with flow;therefore, she is less suspicious. .
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Katie has a delightful way of being straightforwardly sneaky.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
If this were true, the State of Florida would be ordering knowledge-proof pillow cases for all students.