Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 25, 2012
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SCHOOL BUS LOADING ZONE Frazz: Ten points for the Z; four for the H; three for the B and the C; two for the D and the G; one for any of the others. Mr. Spaetzle: This is not what leftover cranberry sauce is for. Girl on far right: I didn't know it had a purpose in the first place.
Michael Thorton about 12 years ago
Kids are too dumb to know what to do with leftover cranberry sauce.
Personally, I think it makes an excellent bisque if heated to a rolling boil, allowed to cool and left on ice.
beyondnow777 about 12 years ago
I LOVE cranberry sauce. I’ll eat it straight from the can. I’d rather throw away ice cream than good cranberry sauce.
The Old Wolf about 12 years ago
I love the idea. However, I make a killer cranberry sauce which my kids have loved since they were little. We never had any leftovers.
kup67 about 12 years ago
now the sign looks like it has blood splatters on it
rshive about 12 years ago
Cranberry sauce is supposed to look pretty. It doesn’t do that too well. And beyond that it does nothing.
robm about 12 years ago
If you aren’t eating a chunk of turkey with a forkful of stuffing and cranberry sauce, you don’t know what you’re missing!
Ooten Aboot about 12 years ago
If you don’t like cranberry sauce, or liver or lutefisk, just don’t eat it. There’s no need to harangue those who do like it. They probably think your brand of beer tastes like a mare’s pregnancy sample.
Defective Premium Member about 12 years ago
Canned cranberry sauce is kind of unappealing. But if you make it from actual cranberries, it looks nice and tastes awesome.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
heard that one can make jello shots made with cranberry sauce and vodka. so, there is one use of the sauce.
Lorenzo Browncoat about 12 years ago
Turkey sandwich with black pepper, butter or mayo, and cranberry sauce, on white- YUM!
massha about 12 years ago
I too like eating it right out of the can.
yaakovashoshana about 12 years ago
Never tasted the stuff. I couldn’t force myself to look past the gelatinous can-shaped blob sitting in the serving dish.
ChihiroRoseBud about 12 years ago
leftover cranberry sauce is for turkey sandwitches!
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 12 years ago
A cup of sugar, a cup of water (or orange juice if you’d rather), a 12 oz bag of cranberries, boil one minute. I’ve never understood why people settle for the canned-slinky version.
edward thomas Premium Member about 12 years ago
My father-in-law HAD to have cranberry suace, with real cranberries, every Thanksgiving. I always liked it, until the year he tried a recipe with horseradish added. He wouldn’t eat his own creation!
Dr Lou Premium Member about 12 years ago
Little pagans…cranberry sauce is one of the best parts of the meal
marmar4 about 12 years ago
Raw cranberrys, orange & sugar rellish.Delicious.
annamargaret1866 about 12 years ago
Scrapple is a good thing too, provided you don’t read the ingredient list.
doctorwho29 about 12 years ago
I love it!
KJCaufield about 12 years ago
(Cranberries + orange juice + bourbon) X blended = good cranberry sauce :)
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
I can only assume those who relish(!) canned cranberry sauce have never had homemade. I used to like the canned stuff (as a kid) until I had homemade as an adult. The only argument I have with those who prefer homemade is: does orange belong in it? I definitely vote yes! My wife makes it, and it is awesome!