Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 07, 2012
December 06, 2012
December 08, 2012
Transcript:
Nancy: ... not afraid of commitment, supportive of my career, and he has to do his own laundry On the road with Nancy's great husband-hunting expedition
OK, that’s easy, I do my own laundry now, I support everybody’s career, and I have no problem with com….Oh, wait…..committed, you mean like for a long time? Yoiks! Man, I don’t know…..sounds like a job….
My wife was sick and taped up some ribbon to hang “Get Well” cards on. The next day the tape had given way and they had all hit the floor. I picked them up and began restringing the ribbon to stay. She walked in and said (as usual): “I can do that.”I said (as usual): “I know you can, but I’m doing it.”She said, “But you don’t do it right.”I said, “Deal with it.”They are still hanging there, a week later. Now, who didn’t do it right? The answer is obvious.Obviously, I didn’t do it right…again.
notsoastute, while dutifully doing the laundry (whites) a bright orange glove found it’s way into the batch. Even though it was orange, it turned all my sock and underwear pink! Yoiks! So I figured I’d use some bleach and turn them white again. So I put them in a tub to soak for a bit….but the tub they were soaking in was blue…All of a sudden, all my underwear was lavender…Not exactly an improvement……
You mean there is another husband out there than does nothing correctly? I am so bad at things that she usually has to get a handyman to do it, I pity the fool…….
Hmm…let’s see…I do my own laundry cooking cleaning…and I clean up her mess at least once a week….Who me? NOT married,never have been,but I do have a dog and SHE is forever running my life. Does anyone know where Petey is these days?
Varnes almost 12 years ago
….find his own mistress…..
el8 almost 12 years ago
Well, maybe not.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
OK, that’s easy, I do my own laundry now, I support everybody’s career, and I have no problem with com….Oh, wait…..committed, you mean like for a long time? Yoiks! Man, I don’t know…..sounds like a job….
Linguist almost 12 years ago
She’s either checked into The Hotel California, or the Heartbreak Hotel….
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Hey lady, he’s the Concierge not a miracle worker !
Ida No almost 12 years ago
Try #97,183 down and counting.
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
This hotel must be on the river in Egypt…
DGH10 almost 12 years ago
But why shouldn’t she want that. He would!!!!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Linguist, good one…Bdaysuit, ya got that right! But it does have it’s perks….um, perk? Every once in a while?
artybee almost 12 years ago
I did all that for 38 years, including all the laundry, and still got the boot. Guess it was my cooking.
roctor almost 12 years ago
Whata catch.
markmoss1 almost 12 years ago
There are men like this – and they’re all already married.
wicky almost 12 years ago
I had mine comitted.
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
My wife was sick and taped up some ribbon to hang “Get Well” cards on. The next day the tape had given way and they had all hit the floor. I picked them up and began restringing the ribbon to stay. She walked in and said (as usual): “I can do that.”I said (as usual): “I know you can, but I’m doing it.”She said, “But you don’t do it right.”I said, “Deal with it.”They are still hanging there, a week later. Now, who didn’t do it right? The answer is obvious.Obviously, I didn’t do it right…again.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
notsoastute, while dutifully doing the laundry (whites) a bright orange glove found it’s way into the batch. Even though it was orange, it turned all my sock and underwear pink! Yoiks! So I figured I’d use some bleach and turn them white again. So I put them in a tub to soak for a bit….but the tub they were soaking in was blue…All of a sudden, all my underwear was lavender…Not exactly an improvement……
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
Dream on Toots
dabugger almost 12 years ago
smart woman….as it could be…..dreaming….
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 12 years ago
She didn’t mention putting the toilet seat back down.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Linguist almost 12 years ago
I wonder why ? ( snerk )
DavidGBA almost 12 years ago
Whoa, has to do both our laundry if you have a career.
route66paul almost 12 years ago
You mean there is another husband out there than does nothing correctly? I am so bad at things that she usually has to get a handyman to do it, I pity the fool…….
jahoody almost 12 years ago
my son-in-law has always done his own laundry, and my grandson, too, when he got to his “teens”…and the whole family cooks!!!!
CarolinaGirl almost 12 years ago
I agree @DGH10 …all men expect that. Why are they all outraged that a woman expects the same in return?
cdward almost 12 years ago
Once she gets him, she’ll decide that’s not enough.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
I hear that concierges are real snots. True?
Hunter7 almost 12 years ago
Concierges’ do say they can do and find anything for their clientle. The lady has the right idea.
Caddy57 almost 12 years ago
Hmm…let’s see…I do my own laundry cooking cleaning…and I clean up her mess at least once a week….Who me? NOT married,never have been,but I do have a dog and SHE is forever running my life. Does anyone know where Petey is these days?
Varnes almost 12 years ago
From real life experience, being uppity doesn’t work in the hospitality business..Kinda counter productive….Good way to get fired, though…