Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 02, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: Oh, c'mon, Lucy... it's perfectly safe. Lucy: I don't know... Danae: See? There's nothing to be afraid of... Lucy: No-o-o-oo Eek! You've awakened the giant glopworm!! Danae: Wait... what? How can I take you seriously if you just keep making up scary stuff that doesn't exist? Lucy: Well, it works for the cable news. Worm: ?
The#1BoiseStateFan almost 12 years ago
It works for all cable news, now cross the bridge,Lucy.
Basqueian almost 12 years ago
You guys think it’s funny, but a rabbit ran out from under a very similar bridge and almost got three riders killed just a week ago. Horses don’t like that stuff, they do imagine things like that. My horse managed to keep his head, but two other people got dumped.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
It’s all a matter of perspective – or with cable news, camera angle and editing !
Ida No almost 12 years ago
Wiley, you do the greatest monsters! I love the central panel!Could you do the glopworm with a bear next?
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
Isn’t the Glopworm from a Star Wars movie?
Dtroutma almost 12 years ago
Replacement for trolls??
Proginoskes almost 12 years ago
Yeah … woooooooh … the “fiscal cliff” is gonna get you … wooooooh …
(If the fiscal cliff is real, it’s Congress’s fault, actually.)
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Oh, boy, here we go …gonna get funky, (It rhymes with monkey, doncha know..)..Anyhoo…. Hey,Three Steps, yeah, I love his bears too…I wish he would start a bear village,,,,Nook, the shy bear….and of course a cute little baby bear…….
Varnes almost 12 years ago
BTW, isn’t that the same dude that came after the train in Men In Black 2? Anyway, it looks like he flosses regularly….
roctor almost 12 years ago
Fear iin news equals ratings.
Victor the Crab almost 12 years ago
“Well, it works for cable news.”
Especially Fox News!
William Bednar Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Works well for religion too!
rmacprivate almost 12 years ago
looks like Lucy has been reading Dune.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
fox news still could not believe that obama won the election. but, they do not admit that their british cousins hacked phones.
tazz555 almost 12 years ago
Cant argue with Lucy on that ine
bransom almost 12 years ago
haha – Way to spell “sense”, Mr. Intelligence!
bransom almost 12 years ago
Benghazi was made up? Really? How dumb can you be?
dabugger almost 12 years ago
so Lucy tries; just that cable bunch thinks they own it all…….but Danae will show them…..
jahoody almost 12 years ago
sorta looks like the termite in the pest control ad to me
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
All I know is…I’m slapping that baby on a hook and going FISHIN’!
ninety_nine_percent almost 12 years ago
So true — Fox News is full of lies and purposely misleading information. But many people consume it because it tastes good to them.
Lewis.F.LaHaise almost 12 years ago
I once had a pony do something similar. Since it was a real pony and I was riding it I was not amused. When I got off and got a good look at the preying mantis I had to admit it was a little scary though.
dpbriley almost 12 years ago
Ya gotta love the hypocritical critics of Fox News Channel. Most of them are getting their information from the likes of MSNBC and other bastions of balanced reporting. Seriously, your collective lunacy about Fox News is obviously a product of consuming too much Kool Aid from the likes of MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC and to some degree CNN. Did you ever wonder why Fox News consistently scores higher than any other news channel in prime time viewership?To be honest I don’t watch any of them much, reading is much more informative and I can check multiple sources for different points of view, something it seems a majority of you are not capable of doing.Gotta laugh . . .
Dtroutma almost 12 years ago
Basueian: Try having a cougar cut loose with a scream less than ten yards away, you discover that Pegasus is NOT a myth, any old horse will do!
of course Wiley showing blown out of proportion, does apply to Benghazi, Iran, Hamas, and any other “threat” to those seeing domination for their views, like well, the U.S. and Israel always in concert against any perceived “threat” as an excuse for “preemptive” attacks on others..
pcolli almost 12 years ago
Sometimes it feels good to reprimand miscreants. Sometimes I say the wrong thing. We all have our own opinions but we’re not alone.
Jules934 almost 12 years ago
Try riding a skittish horse in a hail storm…..
Caddy57 almost 12 years ago
Giant glopworm I understand,but what is this “cable news”? I have had sattalite TV for over 10 years and don’t understand or “speak” cable
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
““Shine little glop-worm, glimmer, glimmerShine little glop-worm, glimmer, glimmer . . .”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8myK93FqbYc
I'll fly away almost 12 years ago
Bill Waterson (Calvin & Hobbes) would have liked this glopworm.
Pangolin almost 12 years ago
There for a moment, I thought we were in a less dry “Dune” with one of those Arrakis sand worms on the loose.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Gee, I wonder what Cable news station they are talking about? (Hint: think what Zorro means in Spanish).
Ida No almost 12 years ago
“Shh. I’m trying to negotiate a Glop-Bear here.”
coffeemugman almost 12 years ago
Also works for mainstream media…
Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago
not just cable – have you watched CBS, NBC, ABC……..
dpbriley almost 12 years ago
Hmm . . . ad hominem attacks, typical.Provide references for your statements concerning Fox News being proven wrong, references other then Daily Kos that is. Also back that up with references to the other cable news stations and how often they are wrong and biased. If you truly believe they are any more or less biased then the other news outlets I mentioned above, you are a simple not dealing in facts.As to “Global Warming,” 16 years without any warming as predicted by the much touted computer models. Read that again, no warming, none, zilch, nada, nyet. 2012 US tornado count well below the norm, while 2012 was a busy hurricane year, it was not out of the norm and there have been 10 busier years in the past 30. Oh, and so much for consensus, 125 scientist in an open letter to the UN take on Ban Ki-Moon for his statements regarding stating, “We the undersigned, qualified in climate-related matters, wish to state that current scientific knowledge does not substantiate your assertions.” Do a google search for it and do a little more reading.As stated earlier as well, you really need to broaden your reading sources and stop with the Kool Aid drinking.
Grey Forest almost 12 years ago
Just ask any horse attempting to cross a creaky bridge
missyboo almost 12 years ago
This guy has to know horses. That is so like them. Mine anyway