Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 17, 2012
December 16, 2012
December 18, 2012
Transcript:
Dad, I'd like to call your attention to two important facts. Fact 1: I want a dog for Christmas. Fact 2: You're on a diet. If you get me a dog, I will reconsider my plan to create an amusing web page about your dietary misadventures. 'Twas the bribe before Christmas. Day one: Close encounter with a "KFC Double Down."
Bandicat almost 12 years ago
Does anybody know anything about Nate’s mom ?
sonytv almost 12 years ago
’tis the season to be -———-" ( Fill in the blank)
LOL
Feed Me Comics! almost 12 years ago
MARTY AT MIDNIGHT: Twas the night before diet night. All the little boys and girls had gone to bed leaving their fathers to eat some secret leftover KFC-NATE: I can’t sleeeep…Dad! Quit that dumb voice and binging!
Feed Me Comics! almost 12 years ago
6 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS IN BIGNATE IN NATE’s POINT OF VIEW. BY JAMES (IT’S SIX SO IT AINT LONG)On the first day of Christmas, Gourdie gave to me, 1 Femme Facility….On the second day of Christmas, Teddy gave to me, 2 bags of Cheez doodles and 1 Femme Facility…On the third day of Christmas, Artur gave to me, 3 photos of Belarus, 2 bags of Cheez Doodles and 1 Femme Facility…On the fourth day of day of Christmas, Mr Rosa gave to me, 4 paintbrushes, 3 photos of Belarus, 2 bags of Cheez Doodles and one…Femme Facility….On the fifth day of Christmas, Francis gave to me, 5 books of facts, 4 paintbrushes, 3 photos of Belarus, 2 bags of Cheez Doodles and one…Femme FacilityOn the last day of Christmas, Dad gave to me…finally…a dog-eeeeeeeeee!
legoboye almost 12 years ago
oh… no… Another year of having his heat ripped out.
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Deck the halls with poison ivy Fa la …….‘Tis the season to be naughty Fa la……Break a window, pop a tire Fa la …….Set the teacher’s desk on fire Fa la …….
Courtesy of the Catholic school my children used to attend.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
This won’t work Nate.
Dr Lou Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Sounds more like extortion and Nate should lose computer time for a while.
tbritt99 almost 12 years ago
Sounds like Calvin tactics.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
C’mon dad. Cut off Nate’s internet privileges. You’re the father for petes sake.
big nate yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy almost 12 years ago
@garfeildfanclubpresidentthere may be ore mentions of nate’s mother in the comics between 1991-1996
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And, Dad, having a dog means fewer leftovers to ruin your diet.
7500edg almost 12 years ago
When did he go on a diet?
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Somehow yours comes across more violent, although the version I cited is just as bad. It must be the bomb.
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
We finally got snow for Chirstmas. Yay. The snow elves were out shovellilng my driveway at 7:30 this morning (wonderful neighbours) and then we got a lot more snow during the day. :(
kirbydude almost 12 years ago
I’m surprised he didn’t get a dog after this.
Fizzyfizstuff almost 12 years ago
That’s funny