Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 08, 2012

Red, he’s not a number…he is a free Santa!

Santanet became self-aware at 2:14 am Eastern Time on Dec.25, 2012.

I’ve actually come up with a plot for another Tim Allen Movie,

“Santa Clause 4: The Performance Clause”

The problem is that if a kid does Ten years – straight, on the “Good” list, he HAS to grant their most sincerely-held wish. The Girl in question lives in a small NY apartment, she wants a Horse!

(There IS an actual REAL WORLD solution to this, but there’s plenty of interesting twists and turns ’til Tim finds it.)

There are days when I feel like a number.

But it’s rarely #1

I give Red credit, but I hope he isn’t trying to give to all 76,395 plus Santa’s in the US.

and all I do now is beat that damn drum.

oh! The Sanity Clause… ;-)