Close to Home by John McPherson for December 05, 2012
December 04, 2012
December 06, 2012
Transcript:
Man: It's from the Snagels. Tina set a customer's hair on fire at the salon... Ricky violated parole again... Stu has an infection in his armpit. The Snagels and their friends agreed to send reality-based Christmas letters.
Actually, those were the happy high points of their year. They didn’t mention ma’s maggot problem or Sally’s new job in a cubicle in the back of the video store.
That’s sort of refreshing. I still laugh about the positive spin my cousin tried to put on her stepson being in juvie. That letter was a total work of fiction.
FUNG1 almost 12 years ago
Please take me off of your list!
kathleenhammett almost 12 years ago
full disclosure of a different sort
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
And those are the good things that happened.
richardj almost 12 years ago
I surely don’t want to see the photos.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Actually, those were the happy high points of their year. They didn’t mention ma’s maggot problem or Sally’s new job in a cubicle in the back of the video store.
tazz555 almost 12 years ago
Hey how did they get my family’s christmas letter
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
Nothin’ says Ho Ho Ho like Christmas hemoroids
Thriller87 almost 12 years ago
Love all the comments today
dottylu almost 12 years ago
Not to mention the house being totally over-run with stink bugs !!!!!!!
k_sera almost 12 years ago
That’s sort of refreshing. I still laugh about the positive spin my cousin tried to put on her stepson being in juvie. That letter was a total work of fiction.
K M almost 12 years ago
Sounds like David DeBoy’s “Flegman Family Christmas Letter.”