Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 28, 2013
Transcript:
some new love poems for you to use a plea in matters of the heart you are a slippery caddish poseur. go, defenstrate yourself and give us both some closure. le manure d'amour red is the rose, blue is the violet. first you shovel, then you pile it. from one with low expec-tations what bliss to spread out on the couch and hear your belly growlin'. the sounds you make intestine-wise can set my passions howlin'. o rapture! how i palpitate! my pulse, it grows unstable- when you go reaching for a beer and spill it on the table! and so, instead of hearts this year, my gormandizing lummox, i'm sending you a card festooned with ornamental stomachs. my love dude: my love is like a red, red boil that really needs to pop. but now i'm out of imagery - i think i'd better stop.
Ida No almost 12 years ago
My favorite is the manure one.
paha_siga almost 12 years ago
Mine, too!
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Oh, lord! They didn’t have Valentine’s cards like this when I was young enough to care! Devilishly clever, painfully droll!
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
so, that is why valentine’s stuff was up in the stores on 1/2/13.
nz4m60 almost 12 years ago
Poem#1: “DEFEBSTRATE” Definitions:throw through or out of the window; “The rebels stormed the palace and defenestrated the President”.
Glad I looked it up. It gives new meaning to window closure.
Ida No almost 12 years ago
Yeah, this crap’s funny.
An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove almost 12 years ago
this makes you smarter and happier