Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 04, 2013
Transcript:
Danae: So you're writing a zombie apocalypse survival manual. Jeffrey: Yes. Danae: Ok... have you ever seen a zombie? Jeffrey: Well... no. Danae: Has anyone? Jeffrey: Um... no. Danae: Ever? Jeffrey: No... Danae: So... there's no such thing as zombies, right? Jeffrey: Not yet. Danae: Hope springs eternal in nerd world.
tanya96 almost 12 years ago
Clearly Danae is an atheist
Agent54 almost 12 years ago
Hey kid – no one has seen a Higgs Boson yet either, you saying it ain’t so?
Ida No almost 12 years ago
Skin Horse has zombies…
Randy B Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, but it should give you some indication of how to prioritize your time.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Hey, just pray that the Zombie Apocalypse doesn’t start in Kenya…..Nobody can outrun those guys……
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Gee, it would be a shame if Katie came by and Jeffry started paying more attention to her than to Danae, wouldn’t it?
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Do reality TV stars count as proof of zombies?
t1warren almost 12 years ago
If he writes the book he will be able to retire before he hits 18!
roctor almost 12 years ago
Preperation H’ers have shifted ftom the Mayan calander to zombies.Was this a difficult movement or a downward slide?
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
hope springs eternal in nerd world like finding a girl who likes video games.
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
I hesitate to provide links, especially to a competing comic strip, but this is a “Zits” strip on the zombie theme. .Google it: .“Zombie Parents and Other Hopes for a More Perfect World”.Spoiler: The point being, that zombie parents will let you get away with anything.
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Think about it Danae. Zombies will be the result of everyone following your resolutions just to please you..
I Quit almost 12 years ago
Next week, Danae discovers how much money there is in writing Zombie Apocalypse Survival Manuals.
dabugger almost 12 years ago
As a pathologist…..
tigre1again almost 12 years ago
There’s that shellfish, or fish, in the Bahamas…dried and ingested by ‘victim’ makes them a shambling, obedient “it”…supposedly THAT’S the origin of zombies.
The victim “dies” and is buried by grieving relatives, and the witch-person digs them up and revives them from a coma…voila! service for life.
Yeah, I know: one of those bits of reading from a childhood of ransacking encyclopedias.
The Old Wolf almost 12 years ago
Danae has a great career ahead of her as a personal-injury attorney.
MirandaN almost 12 years ago
Max Brook’s Zombie Survival guide list quite a few references to real life zombies… ;)
MirandaN almost 12 years ago
Oh! And Zombie Ants! http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/05/120504-zombie-ant-fungus-science-environment-rainforest/
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
Believing in something that you can’t see or prove exists is the basis for many religions. I say give Jeffrey tax exempt status!
bevgreyjones almost 12 years ago
He’s too late; the Federal government already has one.http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
mkahn almost 12 years ago
There ARE zombies… as in “The Zombies”.
Ernest Lemmingway almost 12 years ago
For all that we do know about how the world works, there is literally trillions of times more that we don’t know. Scientists once thought the electric light was impossible; can we be so sure they’re wrong about zombies?
.Sorry to burst your bubble, my fellow zombiephile, but the good folks at Zombie Squad (zombiesquad.com) beat you to the manual. If you’re prepared to survive a worst-case scenario, you’re more than prepared for any disaster.
Defective Premium Member almost 12 years ago
There’s one HUGE failure of logic on her part! If ANYONE, EVER, had seen a zombie, we’d already BE in the apocalypse! It’s a known fact that zombies cannot be contained no matter what you do, and their disease would have spread. I mean gee wiz, doesn’t she know anything at all?
meowlin almost 12 years ago
That “modified form of rabies” was the culprit in this movie:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1082868/
Hunter7 almost 12 years ago
Danae hasn’t entered the workforce. She hasn’t sat next to cubicles of worker bees. (now renamed as worker zombies). .…. it would be nice if gocomics had the comics “Zits”.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Could ‘Not yet’ mean that he is working on it.
SCroix almost 12 years ago
Actually, there are such things as zombies and yes, people have seen them.