Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 03, 2013

Maybe a codpiece as an earpiece?

Let’s hear it for ears and indeed all those wonderful pink, squishy orifices with folds around them.

Explains why ladies use jewelry to draw attention to them.

Will this be the "new normal’?

Oh my, I will never look the same way at another ear ever again!

What, you’ve never heard of aural sex?

What about the ear plugs, tunnels, and O-ring jewelry? Is that like protection?

The Frengi doth find the ear most enticing. Hide them! Protect them from the cold and wind! Then just just a small glimpse of a lobe…..

Haven’t seen or heard “nakedity” since the early days of Ren and Stimpy.

This is the orifist comic strip I have ever read!

I hear tell GarnetMae is really someone named Carol.

I was reminded how the males react to their lobes being …. can I say stroked? for earlobes?

Hmmmm, now that I think of it. . . .

I just came across this quote from Peter Ustinov:[Responding, when he was asked if he thought there was too much sex in movies and on television]: No. My feeling is that we’re going to discover and exploit some entirely new and unsuspected erogenous zone. The one I’m thinking of is the ear. Think of it. It’s ideal. It’s circular, there’s a cavity in it, and it’s surrounded by hair. I can imagine them hiding ears in the movies and TV, and people saying, ‘For a second there, you could get a flashing look at her left lobe.’