Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 06, 2013

Some don’t even understand the taunts and it’s better to run like a squirrel!!

long time no see Moe…….alway Buggin’s………..

Nothing wrong with out running him.

Dont just stand there,run.

Fight or Flee proven true by empirical evidence once again …

Dont wait till recess start running now.

@CalvinHid a big stick somewhere, preferably after at a corner-turn. Than later at recess, run towards it.-When the big jerk gets close enough… WHACK HIM TILL ALL HIS TEETH FALLS OUT!!

I’ve been trying to measure the length of Moe’s arms and I think they’ll reach the ground so he can drag his knuckles along.

Ran from a big bully in HS until I went out for wrestling, suddenly he was the runner.

Right now would be a good time to show the world how fast you can move those stubby little legs. To wait would be sheer suicide. On your mark, get set, GO!

How about calling the police…this dull brute is guilty of assalt.

Does being a Twinky make Calvin an endangered species?

Don’t run like a squirrel….FLY like a squirrel!

A squirrel is like a lassie; it “goes this way and that way!”

I wonder who Moe is bullying when it’’s.not Calvin. That’s the nature of school yard bullies – to bully some one.

Because that strategy’s helped so many victims in the past!

Squirrel Tactics!

but if need be Calvin should hit back. I’ve always told my kids to stand up for themselves and help others if there is no other option- no teacher/adult around. Surprising how often small kids get hurt on the playground and no one is watching.

On Recess, Gus made a trap for the bully.

Kick him in the knee.

Poor Moe. It’s not easy being a sociopath, but someone has to.

This is where Calvin needs to feign a horrible stomachache and tell his teacher, the school nurse (and maybe even the principal, if it’s necessary) that he feels so sick he’s about to die and has to go home right now before he “upchucks all over the place”!!!!!

Being dumb is getting harder and harder in this days – the rivals are so many!

Grandpa went back to his Ma to complain his Pa spanked him for stealing a watermelon. “You said I wouldn’t get in trouble if I prayed!” (His Pa was quite religious.) His Ma answers, “I didn’t tell you to stop running while you prayed!”

Why Calvin doesn’t enlist the aid of some of his teachers to at least witness the attack is beyond me – oh. wait a minute, none of them like him anyway so there goes that option…

If Calvin does anything to defend himself, Moe will go crying to a teacher and Calvin will be identified as the bully. Bin there, done that!

I saw 2 men wrestle on Dynasty and they fell in love with each other. Who knows with calvin and this bozo

MPeters: The rumor today is that Twinkies will come back but not the workers, which means they will be made in a foreign land like Mexico, Michigan, or Texas, with Right to Slave laws.

Dig a hole big enough to put moe in (around 20 feet wide and 19 feet deep) and when moe comes bury him alive. evil laugh

In some schools at least, this sort of thing is no longer tolerated

When North Dakota’s governor was a runner (Ed Schafer) and Minnesota’s was an ex-wrestler (Jesse Ventura), T-shirts appeared in Minnesota, “My governor can beat up your governor.”

Soon followed by some in North Dakota, “Your governor can’t catch my governor.”

Considering Calvin’s adroitness with snow shovels, a clever trap for moe made with a regular shovel should be a piece of cake – problem is, Moe would still be alive to wreak revenge. Does Hobbes know someone really big to defend Calvin?

don’t Twinkies last forever?