Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 24, 2013
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enjoy this classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug by ruben bolling australopithecine 'tude for the homo sapien dude dig this ape-man's pliocene scene! this week's guest, mark, has a big first date and really wants to impress! charley: okay, you may be in the home genus, but i can work with you. mark: thanks, charley! mark's apartment? far too complicated! charley: we're tearing everything down! hint: leaving a few bones strewn casually around shows her you've got the goods to hunt! you've got to ocnvince her you have alpha-male charisma! loud noises and stick-waving are effective. mark: hoo hoo! charley: no, no. lower... hoooo! assert dominance over passersby in a dignified but decisive manner. charley: hey, they do this in football all the time! passerby: what th...?! here's the test -- the big night! and he's learned well! hoo hoo hoo it worked! charley: surprised? well, turns out he drives a beemer. hint: displays of power and access to abundant resources work in any epoch!
SusanCraig almost 12 years ago
go ape!
jnik23260 almost 12 years ago
He’s right! Women SAY they like the sensitive type, but they go for the big strong bull every time!
george almost 12 years ago
damn straight. I have yet to meet a woman who actually respects or remains faithful to a kind, sensitive gentleman if a macho bull ape that treats her like crap shows up on the scene. Plus, status.
As they say in soccer: “SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRE!”
el8 almost 12 years ago
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 12 years ago
Pithy has got a pretty swank bachelor pad himself.
Kittydew almost 12 years ago
Hmm… So many stereotypical comments, so little time… Maybe I should throw in some about guys overlooking the smart, loving women for the 20 something’s with boob jobs, just to even things out a bit.
Donaldo Premium Member almost 12 years ago
we missed you, Charley