FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 06, 2013
Transcript:
Peter: You've been playing "League of the Ancients" all day. Jason: I have to. This is how I earn my living. Peter: Huh? Jason: Professional gaming can be quite lucrative. You'd be surprised. It's not easy, mind you. I have to play constantly to keep up with all the different strategies. Peter: So where's the money come from? Jason: Most pros try to get really good so they can win tournaments and get sponsors. I'm going with a different approach. Peter: Which is? Jason: To be really, really horrible. Peter: I don't follow. Jason: Keep in mind this is a team game... computer: Dude, please don't join this match, we'll pay you.
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
Whatever works.
kraftjeff almost 12 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed die die again…. (from one who sucked at video games).
JohhnyB almost 12 years ago
Here’s an idea – go ride your bike or take a walk.
Makabriel almost 12 years ago
Why bike or walk if you can ride a whooly mammoth or superjump?
bryan42 almost 12 years ago
I wish I’d thought of that back when we were “picking sides” for recess kick-ball in grade school. “For a candy bar I will go play by myself and nobody will have to pick me.” It probably would have worked but I might have gotten fat! lol
Waddling Eagle almost 12 years ago
Wait. I thought League of Ancients didn’t run on iFruit computers…
kab2rb almost 12 years ago
Is that how works to keep someone from playing pay them not too.
DDS029 almost 12 years ago
FPS = “First-Person Shooters”
No TRUE gamer uses an “all-in-one” computer anyway.
LONG LIVE UPGRADEABLE ATX MOTHERBOARDS!
Doctor11 almost 12 years ago
Great another of Jason’s making money ploys.
Charles Weir almost 12 years ago
There is another way to make money paying video games. For example, on Everq***st play until you can get exotic weapons or armor. Then put that online saying if you get cash you’ll meet them and had it over to them.
Ernest Lemmingway almost 12 years ago
Am I reading this right? A game that doesn’t have some sort of kick or ignore option? If they implement that, then Jason will soon be unable to play at all; he’ll be on every Ignore list in the game.
rdh288 almost 12 years ago
He should try to join Youtube. The popular ones there get ridiculous money.
poping149 almost 12 years ago
Scary… Violent… Sounds good to me!
poping149 almost 12 years ago
hi
poping149 almost 12 years ago
hi
encikrachmann85 almost 12 years ago
please
Hobbes over 6 years ago
is league of the ancients a reference to league of legends?