Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 20, 2012
Transcript:
How to make a boomerang in 5 steps 1 Trace a bi boomerang pattern onto 1/4 plywood. 2 head over to the band saw. 3 shape the airfoil with raps files and sand paper. 4 Field test the boomerang 5 If the boomerang doesn't return , go back to step ! Groan!
Bratwurst almost 12 years ago
Oh, sheeps on bike…
Haplo76 almost 12 years ago
Boomerang tester, the easiest job in the world. Nothing has to be done to dispose of a faulty product.
Simon_Jester almost 12 years ago
Step 5a: Get the heck out of there before the owner of that car sees his windshield
tjextejt almost 12 years ago
Horace traces with his right hoof and throws with his left. What’s the word for that – ambihooferous?
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Old joke:Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A. A stick.
InTraining Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The Boomerang Algorithm…. ! !
Ermine Notyours almost 12 years ago
I got a boomerang as part of a “secret Santa” gift at work. I tried it out that weekend. I could not get it to curve after practicing for a while, until it curved for the first time and landed on a school roof. Lesson over.
maybeinthenextworld almost 12 years ago
don’t ever get in a battle of wits with a boomerang, they’re known for their comebacks.
Stephen Gilberg almost 12 years ago
Not all traditional boomerangs are designed to return, or even to be thrown. Those that are still have to be thrown the right way.
K M almost 12 years ago
Ah, someone else remembers Charlie Drake!
coffeemugman almost 12 years ago
It’s a plot to confound dogs…
bmonk almost 12 years ago
It’s a boomerang—I think this joke keeps returning?