Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 15, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    “Penguin design” is even less credible than “intelligent design”.

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    jnik23260  almost 12 years ago

    So how do they get in the same place in the Coca – Cola commercials?

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    LeoAutodidact  almost 12 years ago

    OF COURSE Coke owns Santa!Why do you think he wears Red and White?(Seriously, take a look at really OLD Color images, you’ll see quite a bit of GREEN.)

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    masterskrain, I love that last line……BTW, what is that quote from? Douglas Adams?

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    Nicholas Theodorakis  almost 12 years ago

    Leopard seals and orcas will eat penguins, so they don’t lack for predators even in Antarctica.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Why did Eastern Europe get all the hard consonants, and the South Pacific all the vowels..?

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    twj0729  almost 12 years ago

    @VarnesThat line is from “Calvin & Hobbes” Calvin and Hobbes were out one evening looking up at the sky filled with stars.

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    magicwalnut  almost 12 years ago

    Masterskrain, I really like your take on the origin of the planet! It makes the most sense of anything I’ve read today!

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    annieb1012  almost 12 years ago

    @Sharuniboy “That sounds like…Scientology to me.”

    In Scientology, the aliens not only have attempted to contact us, but are here among us, and have been for some time.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    some, but not nearly enough: at least apparently.

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    annieb1012  almost 12 years ago

    @Masterskrain “I mean, if it was your Universe, would you invite in a dog that wasn’t housebroken??”

    So true…our early efforts at space travel have resulted in a vast array of “droppings” orbiting our planet and floating about in the wake of our forays.

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    gordol  almost 12 years ago

    My last few watches have all been analog faces. Odds are, if I get the new Pebble smartwatch, I’ll use an analog clock face on that, too.

    If I want digital time, I’ll pull out my phone.

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    annieb1012  almost 12 years ago

    @ Sharuniboy Ha! A good story, very well told. “Spondulix” is a new one on me, and I love it. If there is any inspiration in Scientology, I have not heard it mentioned. Grew up in a house full of science fiction, as both parents were scientists and loved the imaginings of what might come to be. (And much of it has.) Edmond Hamilton is a name I don’t know, but I’ll look for “Devolution.”

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