Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 03, 2013

  1. Bubba
    TiffWHO  almost 12 years ago

    Better hope that’s a tan or he’ll be in pieces b4 they can make it out the door.

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  2. Bubba
    TiffWHO  almost 12 years ago

    If she takes that long you might think about giving her the slip.

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Such a pear should perk a banana up just like that!

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    Once, as a joke, I was the banana in scenario, and while I was waiting, I put on a skeleton Halloween costume. That was the end of that relationship.

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    orinoco womble  almost 12 years ago

    He peels well, but she’s too thin-skinned.

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    Arianne  almost 12 years ago

    If she had rushed up and down the stairs any faster, she would have been seeing spots.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 12 years ago

    Bananas turn brown from yellow?

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    tahoeh2o  almost 12 years ago

    He was green when he arrived…

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    Perkycat  almost 12 years ago

    He should have made like a banana – and split.

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    rgcviper  almost 12 years ago

    Clever gag … and even better comments.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    too mushy for me

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    vldazzle  almost 12 years ago

    He was too ripe and she just got there. They’ll never be a pair. My man knows how to keep himself just perfectly ready even after I’ve arrived many times. He’s NEVER overripe and I know just how to thank him for all his efforts.

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    vldazzle  almost 12 years ago

    Hope I haven’t offended you or your lovely wife, Mark.

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