Monty by Jim Meddick for January 15, 2013

I don’t know, I kinda like hangin’ out in motel rooms….Read a good Ed McBain 87th Precint novel, sip brandy, listen to the wind and the rain beating down on the roof….Cozy……

BTW, palm trees have to be the most useless trees in the world…They grow where the sun tries to kill you, but they give no shade at all? What good are they? They are ugly too…

It’s a tough world out there, guys! Instead of a “little umbrella” drink, maybe a hot toddy would be more in order.P.S. That jet-ski woman must be really brave, too!

At least they took their friend “Jack” with them.

I like the old school tube TV in their cheap hotel room.

By the time they get to the bottom of that bottle of Jack all the girls will have smokin’ hot bodies.

I love Nutria.

Depressed, sitting in a hotel room with a half drank bottle of Jack Daniels. Not good.

Sure his name isn’t Monsoondoggy?

May 22, 2011, Joplin, Missouri. The day after the big tornado hit town, it rained like hell, and I was stuck inside my room at the Hilton with no TV. Eventually I got so bored that I put on my raincoat and went for a long walk. When I got back that evening, I was completely drenched (I’ve never seen it rain so hard before), but felt refreshed. And the TV was working again …. Next day I drove to the airport and caught a flight back home.

she’s thinkin’ the same thing about you Moondog, yeah, right.

look out, dude. you talk now, but you’ll find out. she’s militant

Nice Zappa reference. Since the early ‘70s, I can’t even hear the word “poncho” without wondering if is a real one or a sears one…