Monty by Jim Meddick for January 15, 2013
January 14, 2013
January 16, 2013
Transcript:
Rain today. Wind gusts 20 to 25 MPH. High 55. Chance of precipitation 80%. That does it. I'm going out anyway! I didn't drive 18 hours to sit in a motel room. I drove 18 hours to sit on the beach and check out the babes! I bet underneath that poncho, that jet ski rental woman has a smoking hot body.
BTW, palm trees have to be the most useless trees in the world…They grow where the sun tries to kill you, but they give no shade at all? What good are they? They are ugly too…