Monty by Jim Meddick for January 17, 2013
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January 18, 2013
Transcript:
You're going to work like that? Yeah, well, you don't expect me to return from a Florida vacation totally pale, do you?!! But.. But, it looks fake! No one's gonna buy it! Ok. Ok. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking... You still got the spray tan. Yeah. But I rubbed a crasin on my nose and four head for a realistic sunburn effect...
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Craisin? Today we had a Hawaiian style luau with myi ladies’ goup. I used powedered rouge to paint on a sunburn. Sigh. They thought I was having a hot flash so didn’t mention it. Sometimes we Canadians are too polite.
Randy B Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And now he’s sticky and smells of fruit.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Craisin FX?! Either you’re a genius, Moonie, or an idiot. I’m not taking bets.
Randy B Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Moondog went with the inverse of this bad spray tan:
Rainfoot almost 12 years ago
He’s no where near as orange as a certain congressman from ohio is.
loveofabove almost 12 years ago
you don’t even know you already hold the key, moondog,it’s your cup of tea but you don’t want to wear it out
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
“Nice tan… You know, you’re supposed to lie ON the towel, not under it.”