Agnes’ plan presuposes the Lord is unaware of what she is up to. Somewhat insulting if you think on it.On the other hand, He loves the little children so who knows?
That reminds me of the kid who prayed for God to give him a bicycle, until someone told him God doesn’t work that way. So he stole a bicycle and then prayed for forgiveness.
alcors3 almost 12 years ago
If ya want free stuff ya gotta hit up Odolph……but ya better do it soon before nobody is left to pay for it.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 12 years ago
Agnes’ plan presuposes the Lord is unaware of what she is up to. Somewhat insulting if you think on it.On the other hand, He loves the little children so who knows?
woodwork almost 12 years ago
she needs a more modern translation
Ken8338 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That reminds me of the kid who prayed for God to give him a bicycle, until someone told him God doesn’t work that way. So he stole a bicycle and then prayed for forgiveness.
joegeethree almost 12 years ago
Who woulda thunk that God is into Shakespeare?
Hunter7 almost 12 years ago
Its Sunday. There must have been something in the Pastor’s sermon that gave Agnes this idea. Grandma is going to have to have a word or two with him.
derlehrer almost 12 years ago
Trig should have said “…for thee” – “thou” is nominative case.
K M almost 12 years ago
Considering that it’s been established that Agnes and her grandma are Catholic, it’s a given that they wouldn’t be using the KJV.
derlehrer almost 12 years ago
You mean Trout?-————————Yep – I don’t know where “Trig” came from.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 12 years ago
It’s not snooping if it is yours.