Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2013

I’m midway to insane reading these puns.

Probably not…

Oh, good grief. How does that woman make sure her husband isn’t reading that ad?

Life is so un- fair. . ..

Cotton candy is sweeter than an affair and lasts longer.

I don’t know. She may find plenty of men at the fair willing to have an affair with her.

I’ll let Rat be the critic here…

Well stated, MadCow! Here’s another: boot!……………………………………The county fair is not intended for what this married woman wants. —Although that does not preclude her finding it there….

I want to go to a county excellent.But all we have is a fair.

I think it’s fair to say, that is one dumb Pig.

Raspberries!!

end of afair.

Give Pig a blue ribbon… or at least an honorable mention.

Too many freaks….not enough sideshows.

1)@SusanSunshine—That’s one of your best comments! 2) Married Woman should seek “The Man from UNCLE” for an “…Affair”!!

Sorry guys, but I like the puns – they’re not that easy to come up with, either. Way to go, Steph!

This is gonna get letters.

One of my all time favorite jokes:Question – who is “Ferris”?

Answer – Oh, he’s some big-wheel over at Coney Island.

Credit to the TV show “Truth or Consequences” back in the 50’s.

That was a fair pun.

I don’t want a fair; I want an excellent!

I don’t recommend an affair with the cow…

That’s an understatement, Goat.

Wise words indeed.

xxx

Pig should answer that ad anyway and try it for awhile, to see if he likes it. After all, everyone has the right to affair trial. =rimshot=

Actually, Paris Goat should answer that ad; he’s had terrible luck with meeting women.

I think Pig gave the better answer for once.

This reminds me of an old Man from Uncle book,,,The Unfair Fair Affair.

Either the husband or the wife needs a spy in this one.

Maybe she’ll meet a guy at the fair, you never know.

The cartoonist had best watch out for Rat and Guard Duck after this one!

Anyone who finds cows and games and cotton candy kinky will likely be found at a fair and probably in the mood for an affair.

just go to ashley madison or craigslist for an affair.

Fair today. Pun tomorrow.

Hm maybe I should take my pitchfork and torch out of stourage…because that pun deserves an angry mob

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I live for a Pastis Pun!

OH MY GOSH SO FUNNY

nice way to put it delicately, Goat.