FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 07, 2013
March 06, 2013
March 08, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: What's that? Paige: It's a new perfume I want to try. It's specially formulated to attract high school males. Unlike traditional perfumes that feature flowery scents, this one is designed to work on a more primal level. Jason: Based on pheromones? Paige: Pizza toppings. Peter: Mmm... Sausage and mushroom...
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Please, Peter & Paige, we don’t want any incest; this is a family comic after all!!!
musicnut1986 over 11 years ago
Where can I get a bottle to give to my wife?
(as long as it smells like a super combo with extra cheese and NO sardines)
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Andrew85994 over 11 years ago
Mad Magazine’s “Lighter Side Of…” by Dave Berg had a scent gauranteed to drive women wild. It smelled like a credit card.
jimboylan over 11 years ago
I think that Erma Bombeck recommended scent of motor oil behind the female’s ears.
rugratz2222 over 11 years ago
sausage and pepperoni … extra toppings of cheese … thick crust, stuffed edges with cheese … excuse, I have to go on a pizza run now …