FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 07, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: What's that? Paige: It's a new perfume I want to try. It's specially formulated to attract high school males. Unlike traditional perfumes that feature flowery scents, this one is designed to work on a more primal level. Jason: Based on pheromones? Paige: Pizza toppings. Peter: Mmm... Sausage and mushroom...
Please, Peter & Paige, we don’t want any incest; this is a family comic after all!!!