yyyguy asked: “…how are they going to kick the ball????”
On page six of the rule book, Soccer for Snails, they can only use their antennae eyes to move the ball down field:
An offensive player may pick up the ball and hold it between their antennae. They may not use any other portion of their body with the exception of balancing the ball on their head for the purpose of thrusting the ball forward.
A snail who tries to move the ball with its lower body will be penalized for delay of game.
yyyguy over 15 years ago
but even they DO hustle (relatively speaking), how are they going to kick the ball????
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Shaliach over 15 years ago
yyyguy asked: “…how are they going to kick the ball????”
On page six of the rule book, Soccer for Snails, they can only use their antennae eyes to move the ball down field:
An offensive player may pick up the ball and hold it between their antennae. They may not use any other portion of their body with the exception of balancing the ball on their head for the purpose of thrusting the ball forward.
A snail who tries to move the ball with its lower body will be penalized for delay of game.
crazyolnick over 15 years ago
What about the goalie???????
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
At first, I thought it was a baseball. How are they going to throw it?
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bald over 15 years ago
one of them used to play short stop on my softball team
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
and , on top of all that, the field is left oozing with slime that they trailed all over