Calvin and Hobbes - How Many Boards Would the Mongols Hoard - April 12, 2013

Overrun by mongol hordes!

Calvin, I like it.

no rhyme or reason – Calvin?

Actually, that’s pretty good — and it’s original, unlike “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” (Poor LX013 must go bonkers when she sees the way we torture English like this!)

Calvin gives up to easy,unless hes ready for action like pushing one of his friends over the cliff.That also means Mom and Dad.

staff writer: bachman/turner overdub

Calvin’s decided he doesn’t want to Khan people then?

The Mongols were bored because they found a Viking hoard and got gored by a Nordic sword.

Sorry. I’ll go away now.

If the answer is indeed blowing in the wind, it ist probable the best way to throw the question away.

Study Hall: Sometimes ANYthing to get thru ’em…

HA!

’twas Calvin who did not get entertained…

It’s been 20, er, 30 years since I first read this, but I am pretty sure that this strip got me kicked out of the school library. Out and out uncontrolable laughter followed but the giggling tremors that never quite end. Poor librarians! It has me giggling today!

Interesting i like to develop this for 2D/3D animation

How much ground round would a hound dog hog if a ground hog was ground round?

Oh no..

@orinoco womble,Calvin is generally Khan-trary, anyway.

“I think I Khan; I think I Khan.”Calvin can’t afford to get bored.

@LX013,Thank you for the response yesterday.Is Popeye the sailor man called glupschaugen in German since glupschaugen means popeyed? :o) (probably not)

how much pig could a big pig pork if a big pig could poke pork

I like it too. Guess I’m just a simple kind of girl.

how much goo do a guru rue if a guru do rue goo.

Calvin is way too critical of himself. That was pretty good! Actually, considering his rhymes and songs are always good, he probably has a bright future as a singer/songwriter in the footsteps of Ray Stevens and Weird Al.

Awwwwww!

LOL xxx

LOL

Ya gotta watch those Mongols, man….

Calvin, you remind me of so many little boys who were in my classroom in years past. It is amazing how a panel or two from Bill Watterson can bring a smile and some sweet memories.

What could the Mongol hoards afford? A Ford? Some cord? A Norse fjord? A boat that’s moored? A drink just poured? A cheap Cook’s tour? Why, yes, M’Lord.

I’m sorry about that.

zero – to answer the question. If they got bored, they would hoard no boards.

Play Age of Empires II and find out.

“What noise annoys an oyster most?”

This is going to go on all night!

the one I remember is : I split a sheet a sheet I split , upon a splitted sheet I sit.

How much fud could a fudpucker puck if a fudpucker could puck fud?

They’d hoard enough boardFor many a cordIf the Mongol horde stored board.

-RL Grinnell

I would chuck the spent paper, too.

They could hoard as many boards as a Mongol horde if the Mongols hoarded boards!

Or…They could hoard as many boards as a Mongol horde, if a Mongol horde got bored. (If a Mongrel’s hoard were boards?)

LXO13?