Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 25, 2013

Yeah that begging and grovelling burns up the calories. snerk

Yeah. I start with the best of intentions, but……..

Funny, apt, and one of the raciest A and J’s ever!

clutches pearls & blushes

ROFL!

I’ve always maintained that sex is the best form of execise (if you’re really trying hard enough); don’t forget to warm-up!

An hour of foreplay??How am I going to fit 12 men in my bed?

Hint, hint.

wonder how many calories SHE burns during that hour…?

“Foreplay” – That’s the first time I’ve seen THAT word in a syndicated comic strip! Wonder if Victor Borga, with his inflationary language, would call that fiveplay??

“Daddy, Daddy, what’s foreplay?” (Hi, SS. Can I watch?)

I’m only here for the comments.

He wanted a watch for Christmas, so they let him.

Let’s see: 119 calories per hour = 10 calories expended.

And if you have something that lasts more than 4 hours you’re supposed to consult a doctor. My wife gets bored after three and a half.

Just this week we had a letter to the editor here in Memphis complaining about how racy and full of innuendo A and J is. I would love to see her face this morning.

@SusanSunshineOne at a time? Or maybe in pairs?

“Au suivant!”

Why have I got the old song “Sixty Minute Man” stuck in my head now?

What book is Janis reading? Arlo ususally does not need hints from Janis.

Most of us would fall asleep.

Extrapolated must be an extension technique that I’ve never heard of.

An HOUR of foreplay? Then it is best to start early. Wait ‘til bedtime, and she’ll be asleep after 10 minutes.

“We did it three times and I stepped on her foot”.Cleaned up punchline to an old joke.

hmm, Arlo’s left arm is strangely in an interesting place.(or vice-versa). Had to look this up, by doing nothing I burn about 70 cal/hr. That additional 50 sure don’t look like much now, do it?

I meant right arm!!!!!!!

“Daddy, Daddy, what’s ‘extrapolated’?”

@JDS – Indeed. Although I must admit that I do find the increasingly racy nature of Arlo and Janis a bit disturbing. I am far from a prude but… Arlo and Janis? A comic strip? Going where no man has gone before… ?

The subtle innuendo is one of the many attraction I have for Arlo and Janis

Only an hour? Susan, try a take a number system…Now serving # 9……..#9….# 9….# 9…..

That one rates a “Coffee out the nose” and 5 stars!

I’m wondering why Arlo is holding his cell phone, in bed.

LOL @everybody!

Whmill….Wow…. you really think saying it would take 12 men to get a whole hour of foreplay out of them is “flattering” myself?

I kinda think it’s just the opposite!

Arlo……what are you waiting for

An hour of fourplay, dang missed it by 5 minutes.