Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 12, 2013
Transcript:
Mr. Spaetzle: Mrs. Olsen said you're continuing to disrupt class with irrelevant questions. Caulfield: It's ok. We have a symmetrical agreement. I know she don't like it, and she knows I don't care. Mr. Spaetzle: That's not much of an agreement, and it's terrible grammar. Caulfield: But oh, so symmetrical!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Yeah, what are you, anti-symmetric? Hater!
HeckleMeElmo almost 12 years ago
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
furrykef almost 12 years ago
Would have been more symmetrical as “She know I don’t care”.
CasualObserver almost 12 years ago
The “agreement” might not have been with Mrs. Olson. Maybe it was with his classmates…or Frazz?
zoidknight almost 12 years ago
Tell that to the current administration.
StoicLion1973 almost 12 years ago
This kid is starting to get on my nerves.
jessegooddoggy almost 12 years ago
In much later years, Caufield will give the eulogy and shed more tears than anyone else at her funeral…
gordol almost 12 years ago
Mrs Olsen needs to stop feeding the troll that is Caulfield. And/or assign him extra work since he is clearly not being challenged enough.
bobdingus almost 12 years ago
As someone who taught elementary school for 22 years, I can attest that some of the most disruptive students are ones that are bored and irritated by a system that focuses on the lowest common denominator. Imagine what it must be like to have to sit quietly and listen to a teacher explaining something you understood years ago.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
Agingstoner: Or worse, hearing it explained totally wrong – like teachers around here concluding a mandatory coverage of evolution with “but Christians believe” and telling valuable myth as literal fact that most Christians believe to be myth and not contrary to science at all. But the teachers get “merit bonus” every year just the same.
prrdh almost 12 years ago
It’s interesting that in the working world, you can’t talk about “problems”, only “issues” that create “opportunities”. But in schools, it’s fine to talk about “problem” kids, and the only “opportunities” they present are to the manufacturers of Ritalin, Adderall, and the like.
smoore47 almost 12 years ago
Jeeze, I can’t believe some of the comments here. The kid just appears to be a bright, inquisitive, child with a sense of humor. Some of you need to lighten up as well as remembering that this is a comic strip.