Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 07, 2013

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    dimensioncr8r  over 11 years ago

    Thats one way to “drop” the news.

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    “It’s Too Late” – Carole King

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Ya think?

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    Ellen Gwynne  over 11 years ago

    Yup- you’re next!

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    To quote The Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose" “It’s too late to turn back now. I believe, I believe, I believe I’m falling …”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    He can punch him in the nose after he leaps. (Hi, everyone, “backwards MORMON” here. Sorry I’ve absent for a about week. My profile went screwy somehow. So “templo SUD” my new GoComics name from now on.)

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    Coinguy  over 11 years ago

    My recommendation is to grab the wife and let her join her boyfriend :)

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    Destiny23  over 11 years ago

    While not as confidential as a traditional confessional, at least there’s no penance required!He will know if “confession is good for the soul” in3 … 2 … 1 …

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 11 years ago

    He could jump after him trying to reach him before hitting the ground.

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    knight1192a  over 11 years ago

    Wow, a lemming actually did it. Hmmmm, no way of knowing whose who, but if their order in that first panel corresponds to their order when they were standing on each other’s shoulders then the one in the front, who jumped, was Bob. That would appear to be the first non-Croc bob to die in the strip.

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    John Falstaff  over 11 years ago

    wonder eef croks at bottom of cleff … catch leetle rodents een mouf as dey falls … little rodents taste GUD

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Are there others in his platoon?

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    eddie6192  over 11 years ago

    If it’s not too late he should punch his wife in the nose.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Where are all the lemming wives?! Is this a sexist suicide mission?

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    jmartin1955  over 11 years ago

    I slept with your wife would have been funnier.

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    SAINT12345  over 11 years ago

    finding the suicide thing not too funny

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    baldhedjer  over 11 years ago

    Confession is good for the soul.

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    That isn’t nice. Welcome back, Templo SUD!

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    mkahn  over 11 years ago

    Well I’m free… free falling!- Tom Petty

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Woder if there’s a sign at the bottom:

    WATCH 4 FALLING LEMMINGS

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    ya gotta love them

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    “I suppose it’s too late to tell him I knew, and that’s why I pushed him.”

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    Isn’t she in line too?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    He should have let the other lemmings go ahead of him; then he could have had all their wives, and there’d be no one to punch him.

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    milhouse.vh  over 11 years ago

    @masterskrain Actually something the size of a lemming can survive quite a long drop. The smaller a creature the better its ability to handle falls; bugs can fall from tall buildings and not even notice, but even mice will just be stunned and then get up and walk away.

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