A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing.You’re just like Frank.”Passenger: “Who?”Cabbie: "Frank Feldman.. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened likethat to Frank Feldman every single time."Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman.
He was a terrific athlete.He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and dancedlike a Broadway star.And you should have heard him play the piano.He was an amazing guy. Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.”Cabbie: "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer.
He remembered everybody’s birthday.He knew all about wine, which foods to order andwhich fork to eat them with.
He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the wholestreet blacks out.
But Frank Feldman, could do everything right."Passenger: “Wow, some guy then.”Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoidtraffic jams.
Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat awoman and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and hisclothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -
He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.
No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank,
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
This is the worst blind date she’s ever had I bet.
el8 over 11 years ago
He’ll probably put the bite on her for the dinner tab, too.
Rakkav over 11 years ago
The only date he should have is with a blood bank.
heavenspresent over 11 years ago
life’s a beachand then you day
rshive over 11 years ago
Bet this is the last time Mary asks Blanche to fix her up.
Wren Fahel over 11 years ago
Well, He DID order a Bloody Mary…
joe piglet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Does this date bite or suck!
unca jim over 11 years ago
“Good eeeeevening !!”
cubswin2016 over 11 years ago
There is a difference between mysterious and scary.
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing.You’re just like Frank.”Passenger: “Who?”Cabbie: "Frank Feldman.. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened likethat to Frank Feldman every single time."Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman.
He was a terrific athlete.He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and dancedlike a Broadway star.And you should have heard him play the piano.He was an amazing guy. Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.”Cabbie: "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer.
He remembered everybody’s birthday.He knew all about wine, which foods to order andwhich fork to eat them with.
He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the wholestreet blacks out.
But Frank Feldman, could do everything right."Passenger: “Wow, some guy then.”Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoidtraffic jams.
Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat awoman and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and hisclothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -
He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.
No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank,
He died and I married his wife."
CrypticWizard over 11 years ago
Crosses do not work on vampires, and neither does garlic.
xpurplezebra over 11 years ago
count me out
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Transylvanian Treat? Like Dutch Treat except one partner gets their blood sucked.
tazz555 over 11 years ago
Enough with this stupid storyline!!!
xsintricks over 11 years ago
Go Patsy!
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
what a pun!!!!!!!!!!