Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 24, 2013
Transcript:
Adam: Laura! I just found out that the peanut is not an actual nut! Laura: I already knew that. Adam: You did? Why didn't you tell me? Laura: Well, I didn't want to ruin it for you. But while we're on the subject... Adam: Oh, no, there's more? Laura: The almond, the pine nut, the cashew... None of them are nuts. Adam: You have got to be kidding me. This is preposterous! Why can't a nut just be a nut?? Laura... Why is your eye twitching? Laura: Too easy. Too easy. Too easy.
Sue O over 11 years ago
I’m having trouble getting some of these word plays lately. Makes me feel stupid. It seems that there have been more of them than there used to be.
WoodEye over 11 years ago
Do it Laura! DO IT! Go for the kill!
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
Maybe telling us half truth, the first part of their ads is certainly true, Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont.
SashaW over 11 years ago
They’ll all seeds.
Perkycat over 11 years ago
Then just what is a nut? NO – NOT ME!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
I beg to differ on the cashew. Almonds, they are indeed related to the apricot, peanuts are legumes. I have a deathly allergic reaction to TREE nuts, which includes cashews, walnuts, Brazil nuts.
dalbino83 over 11 years ago
From Wikipedia: “A nut is a fruit composed of a hard shell and a seed, where the hard-shelled fruit does not open to release the seed (indehiscent). So, while, in a culinary context, a wide variety of dried seeds are often called nuts, in a botanical context, only ones that include the indehiscent fruit are considered true nuts.”.Some fruits and seeds that do not meet the botanical definition but are nuts in the culinary sense:Almonds are the edible seeds of drupe fruits — the leathery “flesh” is removed at harvest.Brazil nut is the seed from a capsule.Candlenut (used for oil) is a seed.Cashew is a seed.4Chilean hazelnut or GevuinaHorse-chestnut is an inedible capsule.Macadamia is a creamy white kernel (Macadamia integrifolia and Macadamia tetraphylla).Malabar chestnutMongongoPeanut is a seed and a legume of the family Fabaceae.Pine nut is the seed of several species of pine (coniferous trees).Pistachio is the seed of a thin-shelled drupe.
el8 over 11 years ago
That man’s nuts, grab ’em!
gocomicsmember over 11 years ago
It all depends on what definition of “nut” you are using. If you are referring to objects defined as “a perforated block, usually of metal that has an internal screw thread and is used on a bolt or screw for tightening or holding something” then a walnut isn’t a nut, either!