Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 29, 2013

Okay. Who really vends alcohol at a gymnasium?

That’s my kind of gym !

Linguist said, less than a minute ago@afficionadoI think I told you that I no sooner scrapped together enough money to pay off my car, this month, then it started to act up. I swear, almost immediately after leaving the dealer.At any rate, my mechanic is going to fix it ( I hope ) a bit later today. Ergo.. I won’t be up too long.

Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll….Only the Beat Goes On !

Back a few decades ( about three) I used to play for the local rugby team. On a Wednesday we would train hard at the gym. After a good work out where did we all go? Straight to the pub until closing time.

Andy’s weightlifting….lift a pint in each hand; as many repetitions as possible.

Gangplank fireside log cabin. Ooh, Betty. It’s a real mean scene that we can love……..But inside Resurrection Mill even she can laugh and spit. Tally ho! Give me another one just like the other one. Who’s that? Say something. Sing something simple.

All gone, now.

I can drink about 2 dark beers, then it’s Bud Lite. Our friends “across the pond” would laugh me out of the pub.

I belonged to a gym that had an olympic pool outside. After a workout, one could lay by the pool and have a cold one from the poolside bar.

The most popular workout in the gym: 16 ounce curls.

Maybe I should start going to the gym. I should start doing elbow exercises.

Andy, trying to get fit? No need to worry there, just read the sign and you’ll have your answer.

Has anybody scraped Eldo down from the ceiling yet?

Wow! I never knew that was coming!

LOL xxx

Thank you for the hugs yesterday and also your really kind words on Sunday.

Yours and everybody else’s comments meant a whole lot to me.

Have you been doing much lately?

Pogo is going on vacation. BCNU later.

But suppose it’s a juice bar or a smoothie bar!

Beer? In a Gymnasium? Only in Hartleypool. :)

I hope this is just a passing phase you’re going through. I would like to have Andy and our lovable Eldo back.

In reply to the washing; shouldn’t she have said “yes pet” ?^^I’ve heard her use both… I think I wanted to make sure everyone knew it was a 2-way convo :)

Looks like my bedroom when I was 14

Eldo, sit down, take a deep breath…. and maybe a couple Ritalins 0.o

Eldo, man you are getting a little worrisome. These ramblings are beginning to sound like the ones we used to have in ’Nam when we consumed a whole bottle of Obesitol, each.

but now that we’re beiings honest most of your stuff is crap. sorry^^ Don’t like it? Don’t read it…. seriously though, I’m getting worried about you, your posts the last few days read like the ravings of a madman, they are getting much too frequent (or is that Freak-quent?) and less and less coherent!

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