Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 18, 2021
May 17, 2021
May 19, 2021
Transcript:
Cathy: When you eat a carrot that contains nothing but carrot, it zooms through your system as a "carrot". When you eat a piece of mass-produced carrot cake that contains 32 ingredients, your metabolism screeches to a halt while your body tries to figure out what all those things are that you just swallowed, and what it's supposed to do with them. Therefore, the problem isn't "fat", it's piles of excess ingredients your body's stacked on its inner shelves and vowed to sort out later! Charlene: Impressive! Cathy: I have my "honorary doctorate in dieting".
Chris over 3 years ago
that explains why I’m so overweight.
karlykru Premium Member over 3 years ago
That explains why I’m underweight, too; I wonder if my doctor would buy into it, LOL!
Auntie Socialist over 3 years ago
…such as sugar, starch, complex carbohydrates, etc.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Okay, I’ll buy that.
summerdog over 3 years ago
Cathy has a degree in “overthinking every little thing”. And it is not honorary, it was EARNED!
gobblingup Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yeah, I’m on board with this explanation too.
Hello Cathy friends! Happy Tuesday! Have a great day, all!
hendelca Premium Member over 3 years ago
That really does sound quite reasonable. I will have to remember it and use it the next time my wife comments on my excess weight.I would not mind my body shelving those ingredients for later analysis if it stored them a little more evenly over my entire body.
Please enjoy the day!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s my story and I’m stickin to it.
rgcviper over 3 years ago
And all this time I thought eating was simple. Whoops!
HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.