Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 16, 2013
Transcript:
Doctor: We have no choice, senor Haywire. To save your father, we have to saw off his leg! You would be saving his life, senor. Rip: Yeah, but it sounds so gross... (sniffle-snort!) Dutch: Man up, boy! You're not the one who'll be playing hackey sack with a peg! Doctor: Senor Haywire, every man at one tie must give up, no? Rip: 'Give up'? I'd sooner say, I'm sorry! (sniffle.) Cobra: He ain't kiddin', sister.
johnrussco over 11 years ago
surly they are not going to cut Dutch’s leg off?
WaltWenger Premium Member over 11 years ago
What a revoltin’ development.
leatherneck1 over 11 years ago
Don’t throw in the sponge on Dutch, yet. There’s always the trusty maggot to gobble up the infection. During WWI many a limb was saved by maggots.
Linda Solomon over 11 years ago
Sawed off HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans and Ripscallions!!
Hectoruno over 11 years ago
A peg leg and an eye patch would look cool. Dutch could look like the white Nick Fury. Make the leg high tech looking.
Kydex29 over 11 years ago
Pure gold! And yes, I could see Dutch with a robot leg.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
If only they had the technology. I can see him now…ROBODUTCH!!!
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Great idea. Dragoncat! can see it now: The Adventures of Robodutch! :-)