Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 16, 2013

If nobody else will say it..This is too cheesy, even for Valentines, even for Brewster

Aranging pieces of planets into a heart shape takes great engineering, but to avoid eating the last cheese ball took great will power.

Two months pay my A**! six months from now she will be down the road with the diamond and you will still be here making payments…give her a Zerky.

Of course Pam wood choose Brewster; her kids love him whereas Dirk likes to use them as phaser fodder . . . ☻

The sad part is that most diamonds mined are industrial grade. What makes the quality gems is the quality of the raw stone and the cutting of the stone. From what I understand is that takes a lot of skill and leaves a lot of waste material.

Pam’s got a good deal here. She can shriek and moan and complain, and be a wet blanket all she wants. One guy couldn’t care, and the other couldn’t care less..The real problem here is the job. Romance with either side means a conflict of interest. Someone would be ousted. Of course corporate could insist she take up with Dirk, ala’Merry Widow Goldie Hawn, to keep him in check.

Doesnt Pam have kids?? Where is her husband in all this?

Two cheese balls? Oh, wait, Brewster?

Well Brewster is the only handsome guy on the crew…