Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2013

All the time I spend on the internet is really cutting into my TV watching.

Oh, it certainly does! I’m reading books again.

I agree, sounds very realistic.

Sage advice to people that jump on GoComics as soon as it updates!

Hello, My name is Arianne, and I’m a comicholic…

I may have to join BA…Bejeweler’s Anonymous…

My wife is addicted to POGO. Wensdays are badge days. I don’t even ask to use the computer on wensday. It futile. So on Wensdays… I just take a nap between naps

What’s wrong with comics? Think of all of the conversations we would be missing.

If it weren’t fpr Pinterest, my wife would have no interest at all.

Real life is somewhat overrated.

That is a Nook, iPad, a laptop?

Sounds dangerously close to my routine. But Facebook is only one offender among too many. E.g., here.

If you wear out a chair every 6 months and a long sleeve shirt at the elbows every 90 days; you have a problem..Not that that’s happened to me!

I had a FaceBook account once but was quickly overwhelmed by my ex-wife’s large extended family and all their friends. It was completely meaningless to me so I pulled the plug on that media. It’s one thing to make peace with an ex but this experience was over the top.

That seems about accurate!

Laugh out loud – sadly too true

What happened to the crocs? That’s the only reason I read Pearls B4 Swine. Please bring them back; I miss them.

I’m on the internet reading this. As we all are.

nice

I set aside reading time, too. I haven’t read books in a good long while and it’s nice to do that. Also, Real Life is for those that can’t handle fiction. Was around long before the internet became popular.

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”:Groucho Marx said that. If he were around today, he’d probably say the same thing about the Internet.

LOL LOL… I love Goat’s expression in the last panel.

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But this is my most comfortable chair!

Rat’s a mouse potato.

“Now I just spend my extra time drinking beer in a bar and talking to my loser friends!”

how does Rat have time to go around and hate everybody, have 18 hours of internet time, and still get enough sleep to do it everyday of his life!?! I wish i had his powers O_O.

I used to sit at a computer all day and get paid for it. I retired so that I could do something else. Now I sit at the computer day & night and don’t get paid for it.