Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 08, 2013

She is still in the midst of a very long pregnant pause.

Uh oh…..um….

Lemon tree very pretty so… the lemon flower I tried… Now the fruit of the poor lemon… is impossible to hide…….

She met someone with a jean defect… they came off.

Even though I’m a huge Zeppelin fan, I’ll just leave their lemon song alone for now.

Was it Jeff Goldblum’s character in Jurassic Park who said, life will find a way? (Or was that a Pablo Cruise song?) Hats off to Mr. Parisi!

Not without a lot of sour grapes.

You can’t blame the fruit salad.

You thought Annoying Orange was annoying, wait till she meets his attorney, he’ll juice her good!

When an orange makes lemonade?

I think she’s been duplicitrus…

I don’t get the a-peel of this cartoon.

He must have known her last boyfriend was a lemon…

sit-ure-ass

She couldn’t make thyme with the plum? . . . ☻

Life gave them lemons because they were lemon-made! (Ba-dum-chhhh!)

oh grove up oj! everybody knows old mcdonald had to smuggle in those trini lopez bees from south of the border. give ‘em a coupla stingers, they’ll pollenate anything.

She was “tempted by the fruit of another”

Guilty! She was spliced; now she’s a fruit cocktail tree (the name for trees spliced to produce various citrus). Very hard to maintain, but all citrus here are spliced onto a single type of lemon root stock.

Would have been safer if she’d made it with Freckle Face Strawberry, but probably a lot more exciting with Rootin Tootin Raspberry. Choo Choo Cherry couldn’t be bothered with sex. He’d rather play with his trains.

Cross pollination. Still, there should be a lemon law.

Just be glad it wasn’t a limey.

Ooooooh someone’s busted!!!