B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 19, 2013

Early to bed and early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.Late to bed and early to rise, and you go around all day with bloodshot eyes.

Goes to show that truth doesn’t always rhyme.

Very few exciting events have ever followed the phrase, “I had a salad and…”

Early to riseAnd early to bedMakes a shrikeHealthy, wealthy, and dead. -————————————Apologies to Odgen Nash (I think)

If Ben Franklin was so boring, why was he so successful with women?

Carpe Domina.

I don’t know… It seems that everyone wants to be healthy, wealthy and wise. So if all it takes is to go to bed and get up early, that’s a small price to pay. I’ve done the “get little sleep” thing and it’s not as fun as it seems.

The older you get the more true it is…What you use to do all Night, now it takes all night to do.

There is nothing boring about being responsible. Who wants to lower themselves down to the level of irresponsible children?

Boring is often much better than the excitement I encounter!

Someone once wrote to an advice column:I was married to this man for about five years, but he was so boring that I divorced him.Now, I hear he has come into some money.How do I get what I got coming?

As I recall, she was advised to see a lawyer, but maybe you’ve already got what you got coming!

Personally, I like the Animaniac’s take on it… Early to rise and early to bed make a man healthy but socially dead. ;-)

YAWN!!!!!!!

Early to rise and early to bedMakes a man healthyBut socially dead.

It’s from a movie decades ago, and it had Alan Hale in the cast. Sorry, don’t know the movie.