Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 18, 2013

I would watch gold on the ceiling not come down until April 20th than go skiing.

aren’t the lodges hospitable by windows?

But if he hits a tree like Sonny Bono did she’llbe calling the undertaker.

Great job building his confidence, Blanche! Wiz gets a lift out of skiing.

so funny

I was going to ask why she wasn’t using a cell phone, but then even the rotary dial is anachronistic. Seems to me the only electricity Id would have had was the occasional lightening bolt, and the Wiz’s wand of course!

Reminds me of Mark Twain’s Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. If you haven’t read it, get it!

Is there any such thing as “Bungee Skiing”?? It would sure save time on the ski lift ;)

If this guy has special powers, why would he injure himself.

I say that a safe life lived you may live longer, but you only live once so enjoy it and take some risks now and then just be somewhat safe about them.

Like taking scuba gear when I go golfing.

I always liked the comedian Gallagher’s take on skiing.

“Skiing a sport?..You ski downhill right?..Try not to”

“Ski UPHILL…… now that would be a sport !”

geez Blanche doesn’t have faith in the Wiz huh???..I thought being a wizard he had special powers to avoid getting hurt