Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 20, 2013

Outlaw rayguns and only outlaws will have them!

LMAO!!!

The ‘Zap!’ flag should be coming up from Alderaan — They were the peaceful unarmed ones, weren’t they??

Stupid is as stupid passes stupid, knee-jerk legislation. That’s all I have to say about that.

I’m sure the people on the receiving end of the super laser didn’t mind the change in the law.

Hmm, I thought that in space, no one can hear you Zap!

… as Will breathes a sigh of relief.

Wait! Will left the planet!

If this were on a school ground, Dirk would be suspended. Zero gravity tolerance.

Sometimes, I wish Real Life could actually work the way they do in the Comics, where all you need to do is pass legislation and all the guns suddenly evaporate or become useless.But you know, in Real Life, there’s probably already a law against vaporizing planets with Death Rays, and the Bad Guys are already breaking that one anyway.

. . . come to think of it, I’ll bet there isn’t any law against vaporizing planets with Death Rays! We should petition Congress right away!

Will Smith? Man, I wouldn’t mess with those Men In Black…

The mandatory waiting period is 300 years.

Zap Gun 2.0 will shoot sparks and pop out the flag.

“Dirk Raider” – passes copyright laws“Death Moon” – passes copyright laws“Planet Alderaan” – ruh roh.

Dirk shops at Zappos!! . . . ☻

Since Pam turned him down, he’s been looking for love in Alderaan places.

SciTech, that probably is all you have to say.

Dirk, Dirk . . . you need a serious weapon upgrade. You need the Clown-12 Gatling-type rotary flag ray-cannon. It fires five flags in succession – “whine”, “hum”, “buzz”, “BUZZ” and “ka-Boom!” in 1.2 seconds. It can also be loaded with multiple “pew” flags (“pew-pew-pew-pew”) for picking off stragglers.

Needs a sign: “This is a ray-gun free zone”.

Democrats’ idea of gun safety