The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 12, 2013

Hopeless…

Ma sure knows how to push Burl’s buttons! HAH!

Purple…yeah at first I thought it was stupidity…but she probably likes making his eyes pop out by asking such idiotic questions.LOL

Ma shuffles a real Las Vegas deck with the finesse of a dealer in the pit….and the anticipatory gleam in her eyes of a hungry puma, about to pounce on a slow, fat rabbit.

Meanwhile, her throwback daughter, the brainless Joy, wears an appropriate T-shirt for her unsophisticated naivete.

Every day is a new day, every word is something she’s never heard before….She picked up the April 2012 Women’s Day in the doctor’s office yesterday, and got halfway through before she realised she “read” it last year.

Hello world indeed!

Machiavelli.

Well if the world throws you lemons……………..Now we know what to do with them before making lemonade.

“Return cheap fake fur”……they must have gone out to a fancy restaurant over the weekend.

guys there is a game called doubles solitaire, my mom-in-law and i used to play many long years ago.

MA would have to teach BURL how to play….! ! !

What a card

One of my neighbors gave me 2 doz lemons from his tree (he was thankful for permission to pick my oranges from the front yard (I allow all the neighbors to- way too many for me). I first peeled off all the zest for some Limoncello, then squeezed all the juice (juice is still in icecube form in the freezer) I have consumed much of the limoncello (yummy in a nice soaking bath).

Looks like Burl’s already playing with himself.