Close to Home by John McPherson for March 31, 2013

hopefully you dont gain weight in heaven…

Good to eat, not so good for the feet. Or the waistline.

I take Goin’ to Heaven on a Mule to be canonical. Marshmallow fluff indeed!

Jeepers creepers! Heaven’s made of Peepers?!?

I want smores

What’s in hell? Devils food cake?

Happy Easter

It’s a Marshmallow World ;)

people shouldn’t just assume something just because it has always been accepted.incidentally, where are the pearly gates?

paradise is nice, but hell won’t rot your teeth

Let me introduce you to my peeps.

Have you ever paid to redo a driveway? Then you know why Heaven is paved with gold. It’s cheaper than concrete! But with the price of gold now, apparently marshmallow is the affordable alternative.

I hope Heaven has lots of washrooms.

That must be where the Carmelite order came from.

And whenever they run out of pavement, they just order s’more!

a moment on the lips forever on the … shoes?

So is hell coated with chocolate?

Knew it!