Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 20, 2013

I wonder how Janeane and Rob managed that?

she’s just that good in bed, you see.

rr will definitely get rid of that headache!

aerial, you never, never teach ’em to fence!

Yeah, Garofalo is clueless in so many ways.

Cures your illness, all right, but think of the paperwork the engineer has to fill out.

Ripley’s got the acount right about Garofalo and Cohen, but the drawing is of the wrong Rob(ert) Cohen.

“Yeah, she’s dumb as a box of rocks. I’m not surprised.”.***********************************************.Until you can pass the “I’m not as dumb as” test, you are requested not to makechurlish comments on the degree of other people’s intelligence.

re: not knowing you’re married….One night, together in Las Vegas, both a bit drunk, they thought it would be fun to go through a drive-through wedding chapel, as a lark…They assumed it was just a joke, since they had never gotten a license or filled out paperwork. But their 20-years-prior union showed up in the legal system when Cohen actually wanted a marriage license in 2012…so they had to get a divorce from something they never knew was valid.

Well, grafalo IS a huge idiot, so no surprise there…..

Jeanne and Bob didn’t realize what? That they were married? 20 Years? Believe or not believe, that is the question. Looks like John Graziano’s pushing the limit.