Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 11, 2013

Either:

Milford wins the state title in the dumbest way possible

or:

They once again choke in the playdowns in order to give us their usual moral about making your own luck and trusting in your own abilities.

They lost to Goshen; they’re not winning jack squat.

Gil’s got a little Superman curl going on his forehead. Not a good look for Gil.

I think Gil looks like The Joker in P1. Shouldn’t he be in purple, though?

P1 – Players should be saying, “why did you move to a new location in the locker room while still on the phone and repeat what you said on Saturday?”P2 – That’s just wrong.

After Friday’s strip. I think that’s dutiful assistant Kaz. MHS is road tested since nearly all their games were roadies. Let’s see if Gil remembers how to coach.

I think the kid in the background in P2 just saw a big peacock.

Just don’t mention playdowns to Jim Mora

I smell an NCAA violation in here somewhere…..

Check out the fingers in p2. They look Neanderthal.

How many endless rounds of Peacock Playdowns are we going to endure? Isn’t there a team with a fox mascot which could create carnage in the peacock cage?Time to move on to the next seasons. Our practices start today, even though there is still a little white stuff around.

I thought it was a Chicken Ranch, not a Peacock Ranch.

There’s a good reason everyone thinks Kaz is Thor P… because no one has seen Gil for a while, and no one has their milk carton with his picture on it. Now Boo is taking care of the peacock orders. Lucky the farmer has little to do. What would Jay Bird think of this deception?

That kid in P2 is definitely one of the aliens that hang around in Milford, those fingers are right out of “War Of The Worlds”

P2: Bad touch! BAD TOUCH!