Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 13, 2013

First rule of the con… get the money up front !

Bruno, the one finger peace sign?

I understand Danae completely……It isn’t easy being the most important person in the world……Trust me on this one…………

Danae is training to be a mother-in-law.

“Try Before You Buy” works only if you have a good product! (That’s why Windows isn’t Shareware…)

She sounds more like a “Life Coach”

Ops, she did not quite get her act together. Notice we said ‘act’; that is all such ‘motivation…’ stuff is all about. Who in their right mind…….?

Out of the mouths of horses!

@Akhenderson. Or maybe a daughter-in-law?

pepelaputr, yes it is, but it’s situational….

@Sharuniboy;

Now you’ve gone and done it. Not only fed the troll, but gave him a full belt of ammo.

I’d gladly pay to hear a horse talk…

I’m not sure that Danae understands ‘motivation’.

Lucy does talk.

Motivational speakers are know it all born losers.They don’t know how to earn a living at a real job.I usually tune them out. Motivation comes from within

Snoopy uses thought bubbles that, somehow, communicate with non-humans (Woodstock, Spike, etc.). Or he uses a kind of sign language when dictating letters to Woodstock..Lucy nailed that one on the head. If you’ve ever paid for a motivational speaker, you’ll understand why. Buyer remorse.

I’ve always wondered how people get into motivational speaking and actually get PAID for it. Maybe write a book first, it gets popular and then you speak about it. But you probably need to speak at a lot of free and low paying events before you get very popular.

They say if you think you’re a leader, look behind you and see if anyone is following you. If no one is there, you’re just out for a nice walk.