Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 12, 2013

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Lucy: Umm...what's a motivational speaker? Danae: Someone people pay just to tell them what they want to hear. Lucy: Wow...there's a lot of them. How are you going to compete? Danae: By being different! I'm gonna tell people what they need to hear...for a fee. Lucy: Oh. ...So you're assuming people will pay to have you insult them? Danae: Ok, you need to shut up now...that one's on the house.