FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 24, 2013
Transcript:
Andy: I heard your school's baseball tryouts were today. You okay? Peter: Am I okay? I'm GREAT! I played the best baseball I've ever played! I hit six straight home runs. I threw a flaming curveball that no one could hit...I flew 50 feet through the air to make a miracle bare-handed catch... Andy: Interesting. All Paige told me was that you got beaned by a pitch. Peter: That I don't remember. Oh, and Derek Jeter drove by and asked for my autograph...
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
That must have been some wallop to make Peter THIS delusional!
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Riiiight, and A-Rod followed you on Facebook……..
ninjanick101 over 11 years ago
Those helmets aren’t protective enough. :|
Rainfoot over 11 years ago
Might be a rough year for yankee fans. Go tribe.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Oh great, he still tanks at sports.
milania over 11 years ago
Who?
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
He flew 50 feet off of the pitchers mound?
lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago
Um, maybe a trip to ER is in order.
K M over 11 years ago
“Peter? Peter, who are you?”“I’m Batman!”
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Better take Peter to the hospital and have them check his head for a concussion.
danketaz Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Oh, and Coach came by holding 16 fingers”
MJ J about 4 years ago
Those were hallucinations.