FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 24, 2013

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Andy: I heard your school's baseball tryouts were today. You okay? Peter: Am I okay? I'm GREAT! I played the best baseball I've ever played! I hit six straight home runs. I threw a flaming curveball that no one could hit...I flew 50 feet through the air to make a miracle bare-handed catch... Andy: Interesting. All Paige told me was that you got beaned by a pitch. Peter: That I don't remember. Oh, and Derek Jeter drove by and asked for my autograph...