The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 12, 2013
March 11, 2013
March 13, 2013
Transcript:
Quitting coffee? Good for you, Larry! I read that copies worse for you than alcohol. No, I heard a little alcohol is supposed to help against heart disease. I read that too. Now they're saying small amounts of alcohol cause cancer though. Except my cousins a doctor and he said not. A new study linked chocolate to cancer. I thought chocolate was good for you. I heard that allergies are caused by hookworm. Only the expensive kind. I heard they were cured by hookworm. I read that anemia was caused by coffee.
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Ratbrat over 11 years ago
Let’s face it; eventually life is going to kill you!
x_Tech over 11 years ago
Its all true. I read it on the internet.
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Pschearer’s Law of Studies: For every study there is an equal and opposite study.
aedra6 over 11 years ago
Either everything is bad for you, or nothing is good for you… either way I’ll continue to consume coffee, chocolate and occasstional bottle of beer.
listmom over 11 years ago
A little coffee, a little wine, a little chocolate. It’s all good.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 11 years ago
Turns out cancer is hereditary in white mice. They gotta go back and re-do all those studies with a different animal.
awdunn2484 over 11 years ago
I always told my students to “follow the dollar”. Those who fund the “study” will always get the results they want. I found long ago that much so called science is no more than an expensive prostitute!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
This is driving Larry insane!
Number Three over 11 years ago
Such an exciting, fufilled day at the office.
LOL xxx
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
I get to have alcohol when I win the bet with myself when Bill the cat eats a Bloom county strip.
Dr Lou Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ok…the coffee as addict theme has been cute. Has been, anyway…it has since become rather tired.
Kathy M T M Premium Member over 11 years ago
what about coffee with chocolate and alcohol in it? :-D
charliedawg over 11 years ago
never gonna git outa this life alive, so enjoy it.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
I believe if it’s your time, it’s your time. Sure, you can hasten that by doing certain things, but I don’t think much of our little bad habits lead to it.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s my story anyway, and I’m stickin’ to it! LOL!